UFC Collectible Action Figures... lol

UFC Collectible Action Figures... lol

I might be missing the point here, but aren't Collectible Action Figures supposed to look just a little bit like the people they represent?

Take a look at these:

Randy "The Natural" Couture:

Randy? or "The Dean of Mean" Keith Jardine? Put a little blond goatee on this toy and you have a perfect replica Jardine. It kind of resembles Randy, but not really.

Quinton "Rampage" Jackson:

He looks like he's cumming. Seriously, did they ask him to send in a pic of his O-face?

Matt Hughes:

I guess this one is decent, Hughes is a douchebag, the toy had a douche-like look on it's face. The face doesn't really look like Hughes, it reminds me of a retarded duck or Launchpad from Duck Tales.

"The Axe Murderer" Wanderlei Silva:

It looks like a half cross between a gorilla and a roided out Mr. Burns. The hair definitely isn't helping, it looks like Wandy added some highlights.

Anderson "Spider" Silva:

Cheick Kongo?

Rich "Ace" Franklin:

It doesn't look like Rich Franklin, it doesn't look like Jim Carrey, it looks like fucking Ajax from Duckman.

A cross between Dominic Purcell and Channing Tatum. I can see this action figure starring in the new hit sitcom "Dancing with the Prisoners"

"The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz:

This is the only one of the bunch that I can say really resembles it's real life counterpart. That's mainly due to the ridiculous blond hair. But seeing as the heads and hands of all of the toys are freakishly large, that makes Tito's toy head freakishly small. Can these guys get anything right?