Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Just another reason to love Seth Petruzelli (aka TitOWNED!)

Just another reason to love Seth Petruzelli (aka TitOWNED!)

Remember this?

Quote:
Tito Ortiz: So I will be working hard to get this deal done and I will be fighting for EliteXC very soon here, expect an announcement in a week or two.
lolololololololol.

Thanks to Seth Petruzelli shutting down EliteXC we can push our worries of having to watch Tito fight to the side... for now.

TitOWNED!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Anderson Silva vs Patrick Côté - Fight Prediction

Anderson Silva vs Patrick Côté - Fight Prediction

First off, I'd just like to ask somebody to explain to me the appeal of Anderson Silva. When looking at his win/loss record, the only fighter he has beaten of substance is Rich Franklin and in both fights Rich came in with a black eye proving he was already injured before the fight. I'd like to see Anderson take on Rich when Rich is 100%.

Côté on the other hand has beat an impressive collection of top Canadian Talent and holds KO wins over Drew McFederies and Kendall Groves (the TUF 3 winner).

It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure this fight out, Anderson has had to submit his last few opponents, Côté just knocks cats out.

Côté will win this one easily, in the 2nd Round.

Patrick Cote vs Anderson Silva

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Top 10 Kimbo Fights I want to see.

The Top 10 Kimbo Fights I want to see.

With Pro Elite shutting down forever, Kimbo Slice is now on the market. Kimbo on the market means one thing; DREAM FIGHTS! Not since Andrei Arlovski hit the Free Agent Market have I creamed in my pants this hard.

So without further ado, I present "hotnewton's Top-10 Kimbo Slice Dream Match-ups"

10. vs Fedor Emelianenko: There's a reason this fight is at #10, Kimbo is expected to lose the Faydor, he is expected to be Seth Petruzelli'd in this fight, losing to Fedor doesn't make you less of a man. Therefore, Kimbo should get this fight out of the way right off the bat.

09. vs Andrei Arlovski: Any fight featuring the handsome and talented "Pit bull" will grab my attention. But I'd pay to see him take on the Chinless Wonder that is Kimbo. If Seth Petruzelli stole Kimbo's bread, AA will shut down every bakery within a 50-mile radius.

08. vs Tim Sylvia: Big Tim is in dire need of a big win and a new fan base, Tim could benefit greatly by fighting Kimbo in a backyard somewhere.

07. vs Travis Lutter: I don't hate Kimbo, I hate the situation surrounding him, I hate EliteXC for paying him $500k per fight (owned!) and I hate his legions of fans, but I like him enough to give him this guaranteed win. Kimbo doesn't really need to train anything but cardio for this fight, stay clear of Lutter's takedowns for a single round and then pound his face until he falls over from exhaustion.

06. vs Thiago Silva: How cool would a Thiago Silva "throat slash" look after he KTFO of Kimbo? Imagine the Houston "throat slash" with more beard involved.

05. vs Masato: I hope Kimbo knocks him out. Sorry babe. :)

04. vs Sean Gannon II: Anybody who doesn't want to see this is lying, this is the fight that changed the internet forever. I will be honest though, I won't watch unless we can get the "No Knees Motherf*cker" guy as a part of the broadcast team.

03. vs BJ Penn @ 155: Dana White said BJ Penn could beat Kimbo. I am agree. It'd be funny to see a 155lb BJ Penn knock Kimbo into next year (or the year after depending on when the fight takes place).

02. vs Urijah Faber: Another Dana White quote. Dana White is full of shit sometimes, he's not full of shit here. Urijah's hands and asschin >>>>>> Kimbo's hands and no chin.

01. vs Me: I have no formal MMA training, but I believe my hands are heavy enough to KO Kimbo and I think my limited JuJitsu background will be enough to sub him if it gets to the ground. Judging by his fight with Seth Petruzelli, this is the most likely fight to happen.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Kimbo Slice W3RK.

If you are having a tough time seeing Kimbo as the man pictured below, you are not alone. There are millions of you. Kimbo Nation has been shut down by a pink haired destroyer of Middle Earth.

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Kimbo fans do not want to believe this man is a can, so they have resorted to calling Work/W3RK/FIX/fixWerk/etc...

I have been racking my brain to try and figure out how the Kimbo Slice fight could possibly have been a werk. It's tough to imagine that EliteXC would want to kill their cash cow, so that's out of the question. It's also unimaginable to think that EliteXC wanted to give Seth Petruzelli a WWE push, so sacrificing Kimbo for his growth is an impossibility.

I was ready to give up, Kimbo went down very easy, but I thought it was because he was an overrated, weak-chinned, can of hype. I was wrong, dead wrong. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you; "The Kimbo Theory."

The Kimbo Theory:

We all know that EliteXC is having money troubles. They couldn't sell out a show in Stockton, the home of unwarranted Super Hero Nick Diaz. The Kimbo/Thompson fight and the entire event itself was a joke, CBS seems to be pulling the plug, EliteXC needs money and needs it bad.

EliteXC bets on Ken in the original fight, knowing Kimbo is going to take a dive, but they notice that multiple people are also betting on Ken, perhaps the odds are too good, perhaps people weren't buying into Kimbo's hype the way EliteXC hoped they would.

So EliteXC pulls Ken from the fight with an "injury." They put in a pink haired lightheavyweight fighter, knowing that only Kimbo Nation will be jumping to go and re-bet on their homie. At the very last minute, EliteXC puts the companies remaining money on Seth Petruzelli by KO.

Seth wins. EliteXC stays afloat. In the rematch, Seth will take the dive. But he will lose by submission. EliteXC will win more money, enough to stay alive for a couple years. But the real kicker is in the rubber match, EliteXC is going to put down $10 million on a double heel hook TKO. The odds of that happening are 1,000,000/1. You do the math.

And that's the story of how Gary and Jared Shaw took over the world.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

ROCKY IS HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!1

ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Monday, October 6, 2008

Seth Petruzelli to star in remake of "The New Guy"

I think the remake will be better than the original.

Check out the recently released movie poster:

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Kimbo Slice trying on his Halloween costume

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I think it looks good. Maybe a little snug, but good nonetheless.

Ninja vs Radach GIF

The best part of the fight.

I made one and then had a beautiful and talented friend of mine fix it.

Enjoy:

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Saturday, October 4, 2008

Thursday, October 2, 2008

My Prediction for Wand/Rampage III

Wandy:

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Rampage:


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