Monday, September 29, 2008

Top-10 Fedor Myths - My Response

I just read the shittiest article ever written (no offense to the writer) and have something to say.

Here is the link:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/54789-the-top-10-myths-about-fedor-emelianenko

Here is my response:
Oh yes.
Fedor is great.

But that article was a fucking joke.

I'm confused at the point of it.

Myth 1: Josh is a fag. Why would Randy fight in Bodog? Who wouldn't take a paycheck to fight a can when injured? Werdum... really?

Myth 2: Fedor beating the champ in the weakest shit division in the UFC is going to kill the UFC?

Myth 3: lol @ Tim Sylvia.

Myth 4: Because there is no such thing as a cycle. (not accusing Fedor here)

Myth 5: Lindland is a fucking MW.

Myth 6: "Everybody fights freakshows" Then he lists one other fighter.

Myth 7: I don't disagree that Fedor has fought top comp... but he has his fair share of cans. Not that it is his fault... but he has still fought them... and seriously.. Mark Hunt is Top-10 in HW MMA?

Myth 8: Really? Has he even been accused of not being able to finish fights?

Myth 9: "This article has no opinions, only facts" Myth 9 is an opinion. Plain and simple, it's a fucking opinion.

Myth 10: Underrated. Praised as #1 P4P fighter and #1 HW fighter on Earth yet he is underrated?

Fuck this faggot article.

Friday, September 26, 2008

All my old pics...

I found an old zip file with a bunch of pics in it containing almost all of the MsPaint and MSN pictures I've made since the beginning of time.

Enjoy.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Kimbo vs Ken Shamrock Teleconference highlights

This teleconference was pure gold.

Here are some of the better parts of it:

Some shit I jotted down during it:

Ken: I'd like to apologize but I'm going to shut people up on Oct 4th.
Kimbo: Promise?
Ken: Yeah I'm so sure I'll shave your goatee afterwards

Ken: I guarantee I'm going to answer all the questions and put a period at an end at it.

Ken: I'm not going to outskill him or anything I'm going to go in there and do what I do best and beat people up.

Ken: Check that retirement. No one ever retires. Talks in my household are about me getting healthy and beating people up.

Kimbo: Keep streaks the way they are. Ken's gonna keep his streak and I'm gonna keep mine.

Ken: He's big, he's strong, he's fast. Everytime I fight somebody I bring out the best in them. Everybody wants to see that fight when I fight. I'm gonna beat the best Kimbo.

Kimbo: I'm gonna break Ken's leg.

Ken: *in response to losing his last 8* I apologized for those fights and don't want to get into the reasons. It's irrevelant how I get it done, what matters is that I get in there and get it done.

Ken: I am a stepping stone. It's an insult to me. I'm going to smash it back in their face. There is no tomorrow cause I haven't thought about it.

Kimbo: He's gonna have to Superman to beat me. If Shamrock takes it to the ground I'm gonna mess him up.

Some Guy and Jared Shaw: I don't see this as serving up Ken. Something about Kimbo on the ground and 84% wins by submission. Ken's last 10 losses are against some of the BEST COMPETITION IN MMA.

Kimbo: Uses MMAMATH Shamrock lost to Frye who lost to Thompson who lost to Kimbo.

Ken: Shit in one hand and nothing in the other.

Ken: I'm gonna go for everything, in my opinion, Kimbo has only knocked out fighters who get tired. I don't respect his power, grappling. Ken is gonna get in there and stand there and whip his ass. Punch, throw, sub, etc...
Kimbo: Was Tank Tired, Was Bo tired? Laughs
Ken: Yeah keep counting your record.
Kimbo: Keep counting your losses buddy.
Ken: Yeah yeah that's your problem dude, look to the future.
Kimbo: I am, whooping your ass.
Ken: It's going to end in October.

Kimbo: Ken is gonna be like my protein pancakes. I'm gonna eat him up.

Ken: You see the way I see it is I'm gonna go out there and be too fast for him./ I hit hard. He's gonan eat a few punches and kicks and then he's gonna get tired and I'm gonna let him fall down.
Kimbo: I'll give you a chin shot Ken.
Ken: Everybody heard that.
Kimbo: I'm giving you that.
Ken: That's why I'm the veteran and you are the rookie, cause you're an idiot.

Bas: When I fought Ken I had no ground game. Now I have sub game. And I give sub game to Kimbo. Ask (list of fighters) if they've tapped me then ask the other way around.

Kimbo: To lose to ken is not a bad thing. But to kick his ass is even better.

Ken: No I don't respect Kimbo. I have no respect for him at all.
Kimbo: That's why you are an idiot.
Ken: I guess we will find that out won't we Jabroni.

Ken: Don't hate the hater, appreciate. More power to him. The only thing I don't like is he's in the ring against me.

special training partners:
Kimbo: Yeah I did. Not telling.
Ken: Went to the corner store and fought a bunch of thugs over 280lbs.
Kimbo: Calls Ken an idiot while a question is being asked

Kimbo: I'll fight anybody.
Bas: Kimbo will fight Mike Tyson if I want him to. It's up to us who he fights though, the management.

What do you have left to prove Ken?
Ken: I love to fight and beat people up. Kimbo is billed as the worlds dangerous guy. He's in my territory and I'm gonna beat him down and take that back.
Kimbo: I'm not an average guy and that's the same shit Tank said.

Ken: I can't hear what you are saying dude.
Ken: First of all you need to shut your mouth. You have no idea what respect is. You need to redirect your question. Kimbo reminds me of Tank Abbott.

Kimbo: I stopped eating snickers (when questioned about his stamina)

Kimbo: A bunch of cussing about Shamrock being a badass fuck fuck knock me the fuck out break my fucking leg fuck my shit up cause I'm gonna do the same to you.

Ken: I'm gonna come in at 280lbs and hit him with a straight right, left hook, knee to the chin.

Ken: First thing I'm gonna do is drop to my knees and thank the lord. Then go have dinner and plan for the next one.
Kimbo: Hard rock afterparty. Iguanas afterparty. Then family time.

Kimbo: Hairdresser or florist instead of MMA fighter.

Ken: No way dude. I'm not one of those kind of guys who plays it safe. I don't do it. I love doing what I do. I'll continue to keep fighting as long as I can.