Sunday, November 30, 2008

Old.

Dude What The Hell

Should I tell the police?...

Late last night I was riding home in the car listening to
music and not paying attention to anything. As I was stopping
at a red light, a girl on the sidewalk started screaming. I
looked to the side and saw her pointing in a far off direction.
Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing,
one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men
had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed
man’s head again, when the men realized there were people looking at
them. As the lady pulled out a cell phone and called 911, the other
man, who hadn’t been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket
and shot the guy in the head. At this point, I was in shock and glued
to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I
came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen.
Then she got scared and said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle
in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate
said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that
this cab was rare but I thought “Nah, forget it, yo holme to Bel-Air!”
I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby,
“Yo holmes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
to sit on my throne as the UFC HW CHAMPION AFTER BROCK SMASHING
RANDY COUTURE INTO RETIREMENT!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

UFC Collectible Action Figures... lol

UFC Collectible Action Figures... lol

I might be missing the point here, but aren't Collectible Action Figures supposed to look just a little bit like the people they represent?

Take a look at these:

Randy "The Natural" Couture:

Randy? or "The Dean of Mean" Keith Jardine? Put a little blond goatee on this toy and you have a perfect replica Jardine. It kind of resembles Randy, but not really.

Quinton "Rampage" Jackson:

He looks like he's cumming. Seriously, did they ask him to send in a pic of his O-face?

Matt Hughes:


I guess this one is decent, Hughes is a douchebag, the toy had a douche-like look on it's face. The face doesn't really look like Hughes, it reminds me of a retarded duck or Launchpad from Duck Tales.

"The Axe Murderer" Wanderlei Silva:


It looks like a half cross between a gorilla and a roided out Mr. Burns. The hair definitely isn't helping, it looks like Wandy added some highlights.

Anderson "Spider" Silva:

Cheick Kongo?

Rich "Ace" Franklin:

It doesn't look like Rich Franklin, it doesn't look like Jim Carrey, it looks like fucking Ajax from Duckman.

A cross between Dominic Purcell and Channing Tatum. I can see this action figure starring in the new hit sitcom "Dancing with the Prisoners"

"The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz:

This is the only one of the bunch that I can say really resembles it's real life counterpart. That's mainly due to the ridiculous blond hair. But seeing as the heads and hands of all of the toys are freakishly large, that makes Tito's toy head freakishly small. Can these guys get anything right?

Monday, November 24, 2008

Randy Couture's Next Steps?

Randy Couture's Next Steps?

You can read the whole article here:
http://www.mmatraining.com/featured/randy-coutures-next-steps/

I just thought I'd offer my opinion on his opinion.

I'd like to state for the record, that I have a ton of respect for Randy as a person and as a fighter, I just don't think he is what a lot of his blind nuthugging fans say he is. The man has inspired me, he's inspired millions, but at the end of the day, he's an average fighter who is given far too little credit by his fans before he fights, and far too much after he fights.

Randy, I salute you for doing what you do, but I disagree with your legions of fans, All-time greats don't lose to Valentijn Overeem.

Anyways, here's my response (in bold):

1. Fedor. Fight him. People want to see it and if you retire and having never stepped into the octagon with him you will always wonder “what if”. Do it for $1 in your backyard and invite some friends over to judge if you have to for the purposes of various contracts but one way or another, fight Fedor. For us and for you.

- No. Fuck no. The guy wants to fight Fedor to prove something to himself. Prove what? That he can get dominated worse than Big Tim? Randy said immediately after getting fucking :owned: by Brock that Fedor would tear Brock to pieces. Ummmmmm....

2. Chuck Liddell. If Wayne Gretzky decided to suit up for one shootout appearance the entire hockey world would watch. If Michael Jordan stepped in for one free throw in a regular season game we would all get up off our seats and hold our breath to watch him one more time. And if Randy and Chuck agreed to battle it out in the octagon for a four-pete… well, there would be no venue large enough for the crowds that would line up.

- Why would the world line up to see a fight between these two? Especially when you look at the way the last two ended. This is a shit fight and comparing it to Gretzky or Jordan is embarrassing. Make it a pink slip on a pole match and I'm game.

3. Take on another heavyweight fight; win it and line up for the winner of Lesnar and Mir/Nogueira. You want to compete, compete with the big boys and show them you are indeed getting better with age.

- Who thinks that a single win should earn Randy another title shot? I sure don't. That being said, I'd like to see him get another shot just so I can see the hypocrites come out and try to justify Randy getting another shot after they spent the last year complaining about almost every title fight the UFC has put on.

4. Drop down in weight. It can’t possibly get easier with age to fight the heavyweights when your body weight is comfortably 220 pounds. Drop down to 205 and be the bigger man in the cage – time to take advantage of any opportunity available to you.

- 220 is his comfortable weight. Dropping to 205 won't make him "the bigger man" it'll just make him less smaller. 205 is the most competitive division in the UFC and the guys there would knock Randy's head off.

5. Retire. You deserve it. You have served the sport well and you owe it nothing while it owes you sincere gratitude for the years of memories and helping to pave the way for mainstream acceptance. Continue as a paid ambassador for the sport and your millions of fans.

- Randy owes the sport just over a year of fighting whether I want to see him fight again or not, walking away from a 4-fight contract to prove something to himself, that's just selfish. I hope he retires, but I'm sure he'll stick it out for a couple more losses.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Brock SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Brock SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

So much crying over this win.
Wah Wah.
WAR BROCK!
Future of MMA.