GSP - BJ Penn is Obsessed

I was bored this morning. A couple days ago I finally caved and listened to Obsessed and Eminem's "The Warning". Started thinking. Put my thoughts into notepad.

This is what I came up with:

For reference purposes, here's the original music video for Mariah Carey's Obsessed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDSFSfHcmp0

Georges St. Pierre - BJ Penn is Obsessed
Sung to Mariah Carey's "Obsessed"

And I was like BeeJay Penn why you so obsessed with me?

So Oh Oh So Ohhh
Will the real BJ please step in the cage?
BJ- GSP You need grease, grease to beat me
BJ the Crybaybee

In your video blogs
Sayin the first fight was robbed
Sayin i’m on juice cause you act like a slob
Sittin around in your house
Cruisin round in your car
While you chill by the pool, I’m workin hard

You slander my name- you’re so so lame
won’t change your training, it’s always the same
It must be the juice, it must be the grease
cuz i whooped your ass, Beej, i must be a cheat

Ooh Beej why you so obsessed with me?
Beej I want to know- you think that you can hang with me
when everybody knows, it’s clear that you just can’t beat me
Ohh finally found a guy that you couldn’t submit
hundred years of training - still couldn’t sub this

You’re delusional, you’re delusional
Beej you’re losing your mind
It’s confusin yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your “To the Death” complex
Blew right through you, and I barely broke a sweat

Ooh Ohh Ohh Beej why you so obsessed with me?
And all the BJ huggers sing, all the BJ huggers sing
Greee Greaaaassee Roiii Rooiiiii Roids

You got your mom, she cryin’ hard
Says I cheated you, played the vaseline card
Gaspin’ for air after underwater trainin
You out of breath, after what your were claimin
Tellin’ the world, that i’m a quitter
You quit on the stool, no wonder you’re bitter
You a Ford Tempo, I’m a Lambourgini
I smash fools, you had trouble with Florini

Ooh Beej why you so obsessed with me?
Beej I want to know- you think that you can hang with me
when everybody knows, it’s clear that you just can’t beat me
Ohh finally found a guy that you couldn’t submit
hundred years of training - still couldn’t sub this

You’re delusional, you’re delusional
Beej you’re losing your mind
It’s confusin yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your “To the Death” complex
Blew right through you, and I barely broke a sweat

Ooh Ohh Ohh Beej why you so obsessed with me?
And all the BJ haters sing, all the BJ haters sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed