Beating a Dead Horse aka. Tito Ortiz sucks.

I found a list of the shirts Tito Ortiz has worn after all of his fights. I thought I'd start working on my own for him. I know he's going to fight a few more times, I just hope he takes my ideas into consideration.

First up:


Here's the list of the other shirts he has worn:

Opponent-Event-Result-Slogan on Shirt

Jerry Bohlander @ UFC 18 - Win - "I Just Fucked Your Ass"
Guy Mezger @ UFC 19 - Win - "Gay Mezger Is My Bitch"
Frank Shamrock @ UFC 22 - Loss - Front "Frank Shamrock" and an illustration of Frank, back "UFC Middleweight Champion"
Wanderlei Silva @ UFC 25 - Win - I Killed The Axe Murderer!
Yuki Kondo @ UFC 29 - Win - RESPECT, I don't earn it, I just fucken take it
Evan Tanner @ UFC 30 - Win - If You Can Read This I Just Stomped His Ass!
Elvis Sinosic @ UFC 32 - Win - That's American For "Whoop Ass" Mate!
Vladimir Matyushenko @ UFC 33 - Win - Fighting For America
Ken Shamrock @ UFC 40 - Win - "I killed Kenny!", "You Bastard!"
Chuck Liddell @ UFC 47 - Loss - none
Patrick Côté @ UFC 50 - Win - Who's Next!
Vitor Belfort @ UFC 51 - Win - "Bring Home Our Troops!"
Forrest Griffin @ UFC 59 - Win - "With Great Sacrifice Comes Great Reward"
Ken Shamrock @ UFC 61 - Win - If you fight Tito Ortiz You Lose!
Ken Shamrock @ Ortiz vs Shamrock 3 - Win - "Punishing Him Into Retirement"
Chuck Liddell @ UFC 66 - Loss - Thanks... U.S. Troops For Fighting For Our Country!
Rashad Evans @ UFC 73 - Draw - "Bad Boy For Life"
Lyoto Machida @ UFC 84 - Loss - I Did It My Way!