The Top 10 Kimbo Fights I want to see.

The Top 10 Kimbo Fights I want to see.

With Pro Elite shutting down forever, Kimbo Slice is now on the market. Kimbo on the market means one thing; DREAM FIGHTS! Not since Andrei Arlovski hit the Free Agent Market have I creamed in my pants this hard.

So without further ado, I present "hotnewton's Top-10 Kimbo Slice Dream Match-ups"

10. vs Fedor Emelianenko: There's a reason this fight is at #10, Kimbo is expected to lose the Faydor, he is expected to be Seth Petruzelli'd in this fight, losing to Fedor doesn't make you less of a man. Therefore, Kimbo should get this fight out of the way right off the bat.

09. vs Andrei Arlovski: Any fight featuring the handsome and talented "Pit bull" will grab my attention. But I'd pay to see him take on the Chinless Wonder that is Kimbo. If Seth Petruzelli stole Kimbo's bread, AA will shut down every bakery within a 50-mile radius.

08. vs Tim Sylvia: Big Tim is in dire need of a big win and a new fan base, Tim could benefit greatly by fighting Kimbo in a backyard somewhere.

07. vs Travis Lutter: I don't hate Kimbo, I hate the situation surrounding him, I hate EliteXC for paying him $500k per fight (owned!) and I hate his legions of fans, but I like him enough to give him this guaranteed win. Kimbo doesn't really need to train anything but cardio for this fight, stay clear of Lutter's takedowns for a single round and then pound his face until he falls over from exhaustion.

06. vs Thiago Silva: How cool would a Thiago Silva "throat slash" look after he KTFO of Kimbo? Imagine the Houston "throat slash" with more beard involved.

05. vs Masato: I hope Kimbo knocks him out. Sorry babe. :)

04. vs Sean Gannon II: Anybody who doesn't want to see this is lying, this is the fight that changed the internet forever. I will be honest though, I won't watch unless we can get the "No Knees Motherf*cker" guy as a part of the broadcast team.

03. vs BJ Penn @ 155: Dana White said BJ Penn could beat Kimbo. I am agree. It'd be funny to see a 155lb BJ Penn knock Kimbo into next year (or the year after depending on when the fight takes place).

02. vs Urijah Faber: Another Dana White quote. Dana White is full of shit sometimes, he's not full of shit here. Urijah's hands and asschin >>>>>> Kimbo's hands and no chin.

01. vs Me: I have no formal MMA training, but I believe my hands are heavy enough to KO Kimbo and I think my limited JuJitsu background will be enough to sub him if it gets to the ground. Judging by his fight with Seth Petruzelli, this is the most likely fight to happen.