Go Go Kalib Starnes

With the Kalib Starnes Saga going strong... I put this little diddy together.

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dana White

Young Georges.

Some pics of Georges "Rush" St. Pierre as a kid.

Manfred's "2007 - Year of the Upset"

Yamma Pit Fighting - John Purdy

I think his name is John Purdy. The retarded frog announcer who has no knowledge of MMA or anything else for that matter.

I'm trying to watch Yamma all the way through but this douchebag is making it hard for me. Also, the in-ring announcer sucks as well. Just as much.

Third man in the Yamma. Sounds like the title of a gay Buttsecks film.

The fights aren't worth talking about so I'll just keep track of all the dumb shit John Purdy says. Some of it isn't funny unless you are watching the video but I'm putting down everything for my own amusement.

If they bring this guy back for Yamma 2 expect them to go completely bankrupt within hours of the event airing.

- If he just let him stand up here he'd be a sitting duck
- This is Pat Smith's most technical fight
- Sometimes you can just hurt your hand doing that (in regards to the hammafist)
- Here's a guy who almost actually gotten up
- But not effectively (in regards to a knee to the body)
- Sylvester is up for the second time in the fight
- I don't like a guy who fights with his face away from somebody
- That's a sweet move (in regards to Ricco's high kick)
- They're punching for real but they're not kicking for real
- Another chance for the left hook that never happened
- When you close the guard and you got that cushion up against the back of your head it's like watching television I guess
- Alexei's working to get to the down side of the ring
- Two (in regards to a second knee being thrown)
- Yeah... but he picked up speed in Ohio so......
- And here's a guy who's trained with Jeremy Horn and Pat Militech. And training with Jeremy Horn is like Gumby so this guy knows what it's like down there
- And the Brazilians are very emotional people and you can always hear them screaming from all ends of the arena while fights are going on (in regards to the other commentators talking about a JiuJitsy tourney winner and the possibility of a triangle)
- He pulled his arms out just as the legs started crawling up too high for his pleasure
- The duration of this experience is brief (in regards to the 5 minute fights in the HW tournament)
- Yeaaaaahh! He can do whatever he wants (high pitched girl scream)
- I thought so (in regards to Ricco/Wiuff beings in the finals against each other even though they were in the same bracket)
- I don't like that jumping stuff
- Knock it off (in regards to... I have no idea... possible retard slip?)
- No... and he doesn't have big hips either
- Conditioning's going to be really important
- Usually when a guy laughs in boxing he's been hurt
- Mr. Wiuff could torture him standing up

I made it through the 1st round of the final fight but couldn't take it anymore so I fast forwarded to the end. This event was shitty. Almost every fight sucked balls. New announce team, no more cutting to the crowd during the fight, new in-ring announcer, less lay and pray... a lot of changes if Yamma wants to last.